Bartender, Hook Me Up
The following is an exchange I had with a guest years ago as a bartender and is for anyone who is still not quite sure how capitalism and the exchange of money works in bars, and also for anyone who...
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View Article10 Steps Guaranteed to Land You a Bartending Job in 30 Days or Less
As a bar manager and a writer, I was asked constantly from people both young and old how they could break into bartending, which inspired me to write a book about it. Since the deadline in the book is...
View ArticleHow NOT to Order a Drink From the Bartender
The following discussion is an exchange I had with a guest years ago as a bartender. I have revived this conversation for anyone who is still not quite sure how capitalism or the transaction of money...
View ArticleThe Difference Between a Bartender & a Mixologist
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View ArticleLook Ma, I’m in Cosmo
It’s true, apparently I’ve made it big time. No, I’m not one of the hot dudes with his shirt off giving smoky looks of lust. In fact, there is no picture of me at all (at least not yet), only my name....
View ArticleThe 19 Stupidest Things I’ve Ever Heard People Say in My Bar
Over the past several months, I’ve been paying attention and writing down things I’ve overheard people say because they’re either wasted or just plain stupid. It’s difficult to discern in a bar. I was...
View ArticleHook Me Up, Mr. Bartender
The following discussion is an exchange I had with a guest years ago as a bartender. I have revived this conversation for anyone who is still not quite sure how capitalism or the transaction of money...
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